10 Things I Have Learned
10 things I have learned thus far in my adventures with Alex:
- Know ahead of time how to prepare a bottle - don’t assume anything
- Do not toss Alex in the air after he has eaten.
- Babies are just like men. They can eat and fart at the same time.
- Alex is a HUGE chick magnent.
- Make sure Alex has a bib in place before you put him over your shoulder.
- Similar to #5: There will never be a day when you might be able to wear a shirt twice before throwing it in the laundry.
- It is possible to poop so much that it fills the back AND front of the diaper.
- There is no such thing as ‘too many wipes’.
- Mother’s get really mad when you ‘pretend’ to feed 6 week old babies Cool Whip.
- Your babies smile is worth more than all the money in Fort Knox.