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Turning 35 wasn’t too bad at all. My wife surprised me by inviting my Gun Club buddies and some people I ride with. One of the guys went with me to the Gun Show at Big Town and then by a HD shop, so I had no idea when I came home that everyone would be there to surprise me. Way to go, Audrey! You pulled one over on me this time. One of the guys in GC has a catering business on the side, so he brought brisket and ribs and some WOW.. damn, they were good. I had a good time — thanks to all who attended.

One of the guys got me a few lottery tickets for my birthday. I have never played the lottery before because my luck is horrible. He got me three $5 tickets. The first ticket hit for $50, the second raked in $5 and the third was a dud. A $15 gift turned into $55! I went to 7-11 to cash in, and took the $5 bill to buy one more then I remembered why I don’t play the lottery — I won NOTHING! From now on, if I want to play, I will take 8-ball with me! Thanks Mike!

Finally for my blabbering, I will offer up some more Andrew. I uploaded a video of him attempting his animal sounds. This was just taken today. We returned home from the doctors office, I sat him on the counter and we talked about animal sounds. He is so cute. I haven’t been teaching him this stuff, so its good to know they are teaching him some stuff at daycare :)

I had a voluntary health assessment today at work, and here are the findings:

My low cholesterol was so low, it didn’t even register, but my HDL wasn’t high enough. I guess I need to eat more fruits, and I have to continue to work on that ole body mass thing. It could be much worse, though, so I guess I should look on the bright side, and keep waking up at 5:00 a.m. for those workouts.

This is something Audrey sent me in e-mail recently, and I thought it was pretty funny.

18 Things I Learned from Indiana Jones

• If you throw a whip over any type of overhang, it will stick on the first shot and hold your body weight.
• Nazis are bad.
• Germans are really up on their biblical history.
• Egyptians are surprisingly good sidekicks… and a lot more helpful than little Asian kids.
• Always have a monkey around to eat the fruit before you do.
• Revolvers always beat swords.
• Airplane propellers beat revolvers.
• A solid gold statue weighs as much as two handfuls of sand.
• If you are at a party and someone says “Hey, let’s open up the Ark of the Covenant,” get the hell out of there.
• Never leave your hat behind. Ever.
• Never look down.
• Monkey brains and Jell-O are nearly interchangeable.
• Spiders are okay. Rats? No problem. But snakes…
• X really does mark the spot.
• There’s always another way out.
• Jesus had lousy taste in drinkware.
• Metal Medallion + Open Flame = Cool Looking Hand Scar.
• Geritol and ibuprofen are miracle drugs.

Audrey and I are selling our 2007 Toyota Corolla to buy something larger for the growing family. You can check out all the details and see photos at http://www.davidpruitt.com/toyota/. The car is in great condition, and is covered by a maintenance warranty as well as the factory warranty. If your in the market for a great car with awesome gas mileage, you have to check this one out.